Piper in the Woods by Philip K. Dick Episode #64
Philip K. Dick | March 21, 2023-
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Piper in the Woods by Philip K. Dick Episode #64
Philip K. Dick
PIPER IN THE WOODS
Episode #64 · Written by Philip K. Dick · Narrated by Scott Miller
A young corporal stationed on a quiet asteroid insists he has turned into a plant—and he’s not the only one. As more soldiers refuse to work and spend their days basking in the sun, the mystery leads to whispers of strange beings in the woods known only as The Pipers.
On a remote asteroid garrison, something inexplicable begins to happen. Trained officers abandon their duties and sit silently in the sun, insisting they are no longer human in the usual sense. They claim they have become plants, dependent on light, stillness, and contemplation.
Doctor Henry Harris is called in to diagnose what looks like mass delusion. As cases multiply, his investigation leads him beyond medical charts and shock tests, into the alien forest surrounding the outpost. There, among native inhabitants and whispered legends, Harris uncovers a psychological force powerful enough to dismantle discipline, ambition, and social order.
Piper in the Woods explores the quiet rebellion against modern life. It examines exhaustion, buried longing, and the seductive pull of a simpler existence. Rather than explosions or invasions, the danger comes from within—an idea that spreads because it feels true.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Philip K. Dick was a master of turning inner conflict into science fiction. He specialized in stories where systems break not from external attack, but from human doubt and desire. His work consistently asks whether society shapes people—or consumes them.
Born in 1928, Dick wrote more than one hundred short stories and dozens of novels. Many of his ideas later inspired major films and television series, but his short fiction remains the clearest expression of his themes. In stories like this one, Dick reveals how fragile certainty can be when confronted with the promise of escape.
LISTEN TO THE STORY
Listen to Piper in the Woods by Philip K. Dick — a vintage science fiction mystery about soldiers who believe they’ve become plants and the strange force behind it.
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No writer has shaped The Lost Sci-Fi Podcast more profoundly than Philip K. Dick.
From the very beginning, Dick’s uneasy visions have pulsed at the heart of this show. Episode 1 featured The Hanging Stranger, a chilling tale of a corpse swaying in a public square while ordinary citizens hurry past as if nothing is wrong. That opening story set the tone for everything that followed — paranoia in broad daylight, reality bending at the edges, and the quiet suspicion that the world you trust has already been replaced.
Dick’s genius was not in rockets or distant galaxies alone. He brought the strange into living rooms, offices, schoolyards, and suburban streets. In The Father Thing, a young boy becomes convinced his father has been replaced by something wearing his face. Human Is asks whether a man who returns from space truly is the same person — or whether “better” might mean something far more unsettling. Adjustment Team reveals unseen bureaucrats pausing and resetting reality itself while one man accidentally slips between the cracks.
Some stories strike with dark humor. The Eyes Have It turns casual figures of speech into proof of alien invasion. Sales Pitch unleashes a relentless robotic salesman that refuses to take no for an answer. Others cut deeper. Foster, You’re Dead! exposes the fear-driven consumerism of the Cold War era. Breakfast at Twilight drops an unsuspecting family into the aftermath of atomic catastrophe.
Across more than thirty narrated stories, we’ve traveled through Dick’s shifting realities: the eerie colonization of Mars in Tony and the Beetles, the strange evolutionary leap in The Golden Man, the quiet dread of Beyond the Door, the aching nostalgia of Exhibit Piece, and the philosophical unease of The Turning Wheel. Whether he’s writing about android prejudice in James P. Crow, divine intrusion in Upon the Dull Earth, or time paradoxes in The Skull, Dick always returns to one question: what does it mean to be real?
No other author appears more often in our catalog. No other writer has unsettled us so consistently. Explore the stories below and step into the shifting, unstable, unforgettable worlds of Philip K. Dick — the writer who launched this podcast and continues to haunt it.
- The Father Thing by Philip K. Dick
- James P. Crow by Philip K. Dick
- Upon the Dull Earth by Philip K. Dick
- Beyond the Door by Philip K. Dick
- Survey Team by Philip K. Dick
- Souvenir by Philip K. Dick
- Of Withered Apples by Philip K. Dick
- The Hanging Stranger by Philip K. Dick
- Sales Pitch by Philip K. Dick
- Small Town by Philip K. Dick
- Meddler by Philip K. Dick
- The Skull by Philip K. Dick
- Prominent Author by Philip K. Dick
- The Gun by Philip K. Dick
- The Crawlers by Philip K. Dick
- Adjustment Team by Philip K. Dick
- Progeny by Philip K. Dick
- The Golden Man by Philip K. Dick
- Strange Eden by Philip K. Dick
- Tony and the Beetles by Philip K. Dick
- Breakfast at Twilight by Philip K. Dick
- Beyond Lies the Wub by Philip K. Dick
- Piper in the Woods by Philip K. Dick
- Human Is by Philip K. Dick
- Foster, You're Dead! by Philip K. Dick
- Exhibit Piece by Philip K. Dick
- The Turning Wheel by Philip K. Dick
- The Eyes Have It by Philip K. Dick
- The Black Arts by Philip K. Dick
- Santa's Return by Philip K. Dick
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