THE MARTIANS AND THE COYS
Episode #9 · Written by Mack Reynolds · Narrated by Scott Miller
A group of overconfident Martian invaders lands in rural Kentucky to test their most devastating weapons. What they encounter instead is a family so bafflingly resistant that Earth’s fate hangs on a profound misunderstanding.
The Martians and the Coys is a brilliantly comic first-contact story where overwhelming technology meets unshakable human oddity. When Martian commanders arrive on Earth to test weapons designed to wipe out civilization, they carefully choose a remote rural area. What they do not realize is that their understanding of humanity has been built entirely on theory, statistics, and radio broadcasts.
The targets of their experiment are the Coy family, a tight-knit group living by their own rules. As the Martians unleash poisons, intelligence suppressors, and engineered plagues, nothing works as intended. Each failure deepens their confusion, while the humans remain largely unfazed. The invaders analyze, debate, and panic, unable to reconcile their data with what is happening in front of them.
The humor builds through contrast. The Martians speak in reports, protocols, and formal addresses to distant superiors. The Coys operate on instinct, habit, and stubborn practicality. Mack Reynolds uses this collision to satirize blind faith in expertise and the dangers of assuming cultural understanding without real experience.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Mack Reynolds was a master of socially aware science fiction. Writing at the height of the Cold War, he frequently explored themes of ideology, bureaucracy, and unintended consequences. His stories often challenge the idea that intelligence, planning, or technology alone guarantee success.
Over a prolific career, Reynolds produced dozens of novels and hundreds of short stories. His work appeared in major science fiction magazines and remains admired for blending sharp humor with serious insight. The Martians and the Coys stands as one of his most enduring examples of how laughter can expose the limits of power.
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Listen to The Martians and the Coys by Mack Reynolds — a classic science fiction short story where alien invaders face unexpected resistance.
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